do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences
‘if the bride and groom would now like to exchange their vows’ the priest says
‘a, e, i, o, u’ the bride whispers
when you’re a racist, sexist, homophobic straight white boy and everyone calls you out on it
i hate being a girl.
- we get our period monthly and it hurts and it makes us feel uneasy.
- we get sore after sex while guys dont
- when we’re pregnant we’ll be suffering for 9 MONTHS
- we need loads of clothes
- we need shoes
- make up stuff
- nail polish
- WHEN GUYS JUST NEED A TUX AND SOME TIES!!
- AND THEY DONT HAVE TO ALWAYS SUFFER
- IM MAD!!!
true friends don’t judge each other
they judge other people
I spent $31 at an asian supermarket….
how many asians did you get
INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE who are simultaneously GIANT DORKS are my ULTIMATE WEAKNESS
i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry