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australiansanta:

do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences




iusedtobeintbs:

modosanai:

‘if the bride and groom would now like to exchange their vows’ the priest says

a, e, i, o, u’ the bride whispers

#with his eyes filling with tears #the groom chokes out a heartfelt ”and sometimes y”




firelorcl:

when you’re a racist, sexist, homophobic straight white boy and everyone calls you out on it

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suspend:

i hate being a girl.

  • we get our period monthly and it hurts and it makes us feel uneasy. 
  • we get sore after sex while guys dont
  • when we’re pregnant we’ll be suffering for 9 MONTHS 
  • we need loads of clothes
  • we need shoes
  • bags
  • make up stuff
  • nail polish
  • hair!!!!
  • WHEN GUYS JUST NEED A TUX AND SOME TIES!!
  • AND THEY DONT HAVE TO ALWAYS SUFFER
  • IM MAD!!!



sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together




gay8:

she look like an above ground radish







Superheroes
Artist: The Script
Album: No sound without silence
1,810 plays



horse-ebook:

deodrant:

I spent $31 at an asian supermarket….

how many asians did you get







ebrodevo:

INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE who are simultaneously GIANT DORKS are my ULTIMATE WEAKNESS




Harry + touching his face when he talks




bl-ossomed:

i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry